In article >, Cheri >
wrote:

> Where I am, there are a whole lot of grapes as in wineries, and orchards
> with lots of dirty work. I have friends that have them, but certainly not
> me, they have nice houses, I have a small average house...no mud room, I
> feel lucky to have a laundry room.

Start by growing a few bushes of fine grapes in your yard, foot
stomping them, fermenting and bottling them yourself. Then roll back
your own age and the fresh wine to forty years ago. Today, submit your
aged wine to some international wine snobbery with the label of "Cheri"
with one of those backwords apostrophes over the "i". Become renowned
and get a mudroom. Easy peasy.

leo