On Mon, 23 Jul 2018 22:58:59 -0700, Leonard Blaisdell
> wrote:

>In article >, Cheri >
>wrote:
>
>> Where I am, there are a whole lot of grapes as in wineries, and orchards
>> with lots of dirty work. I have friends that have them, but certainly not
>> me, they have nice houses, I have a small average house...no mud room, I
>> feel lucky to have a laundry room.
>
>Start by growing a few bushes of fine grapes in your yard, foot
>stomping them, fermenting and bottling them yourself. Then roll back
>your own age and the fresh wine to forty years ago. Today, submit your
>aged wine to some international wine snobbery with the label of "Cheri"
>with one of those backwords apostrophes over the "i". Become renowned
>and get a mudroom. Easy peasy.

Not on the "i", but on the "e". It's French. You know, one of those
languages that people speak to **** off Americans.