"Bob (this one)"
> Plastic recyclable caskets made in China. Comes in confederate flag,
> camo, gray primer...

Flames on the lid and sides? Don't forget the musical horn!

I've always been partial to the plain Bondo/no primer look.


> or Elvis on velvet (the top of the line casket)
> that plays "Heartbreak Hotel" when the lid is opened.

That would lend a new dimension to open casket viewing. Guests would revel
in having to open the box to get a gander.

The service could go on for days!


> Did he say recyclable...?

Okay, pressed paper caskets, then.

<do they make double-wide?>