On Fri, 21 Sep 2018 17:45:42 -0500, Hank Rogers >
wrote:

>Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>> On 9/21/2018 1:54 PM, l not -l wrote:
>>>
>>> My old Rival workhorse can be thoroughly cleaned in under 7 minutes,
>>> perhaps
>>> not by a drunken NY pervert; but, even the "one-armed man" from the
>>> old TV
>>> show, The Fugitive, could do it in under 8. But we don't have cat fur to
>>> contend with in our goods to be sliced; that might complicate things.
>>>
>> Can you slice tumors with it? I want to add them to my ground meat.
>
>If Popeye owned a meat slicer (even a crappy one), he would be extolling
>it's virtues, and proclaim it to be second only to basements and RO
>water filters.

That would be third then.