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> On Sun, 7 Oct 2018 23:15:26 -0700 (PDT), dsi1 >
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>> On Sunday, October 7, 2018 at 2:36:37 PM UTC-10, Sheldon wrote:
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>>> Which cut of pork are you refering to... I roast bone on center cut
>>> pork loin all the time, I've never heard about drying nor have I ever
>>> and it turns out perfect every time. At holiday time I roast fresh
>>> ham, again I've never heard of drying and turns out perfectly
>>> succulant every time. WTF would anyone want to dry fresh meat... it
>>> dries as it roasts... sometimes to keep roasts moist I tent with foil.
>>> Some pork cuts are naturally lean like boneless loin, then it helps to
>>> tie on a fat cap or add lardons. Rubbing with a coat of olive oil
>>> adds moisture too. Also roast at a lower heat, like 340ºF rather than
>>> 375ºF. Another trick with pork is to roast it while half frozen...
>>> learned that and other tricks from a huge bosomed Puerto Rican woman.
>>> Dolores Sanchez had boobs to die for but unfortunately she was too
>>> into born again.

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>> You should try reading the posts before declaring an opinion. Otherwise, everything you say is for nought, maybe even less than nought. The poster is from a place that's probably not in the states. A special place where a loin roast has the skin still attached. Perhaps it's somewhere over the rainbow. Wherever it is, it sounds like a wonderful idea.
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https://arnweb.blob.core.windows.net...544d234869.jpg
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>> As far as Ms. Sanchez goes, it's a wonder you didn't let Jesus into your heart and accept him as your personal savior - so you could have had your way with her boobs.

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> I had my way with her boobs and all her other parts until I discovered
> that at her bible readings she shared her parts with jesus and all the
> men who believed... got rid of her quick.
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Popeye, was she as good as yoose aunt that yoose had sex with?