I open a canister of salt maybe once every 18 months. Peeling off
the label and using aknife to pry up the spiout was simple as can
be, like I said "You just gotta be smarter than the canister".

But this is what greeted me when I lifted up the spout:

https://www.flickr.com/photos/sqwert...in/dateposted/

You *******.

-sw