Terry Coombs wrote:
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> I'm eating a frozen sausage biscuit as I type this ... not still frozen
> , of course . 45 seconds on high (1000w microwave) does it just right .

Two seagulls, Gertrude and Heathcliff -
Gertrude: There's something you don't see everyday, Heathcliff.
Heathcliff: What's that, Gertrude ?
Gertrude: I don't know. I didn't see it today.

splat!