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Hank Rogers[_2_]

wrote:
> On Sun, 28 Oct 2018 00:14:53 +0100, Janet > wrote:
>
>> In article >,
>> says...
>>>
>>> Wow! It's the Kitchenaid Professional 600. I never even got a chance
>>> to do autolyse. The newly designed dough hook and larger, wider bowl
>>> made the ingredients pull together almost instantly while my husband
>>> was still listening and watching for defects in the new machinery.
>>> I've never had a bread mixing bowl come this clean, ever. This mixer
>>> claims to be able to handle 8 pounds of dough. I don't believe my
>>> oven can handle 8 pounds of dough. Anyway, the mixer flew through the
>>> first tryout like a champ.
>>> Janet US
>>
>> It's a cunning plan to make you buy a bigger oven. Then you'll need a
>> bigger kitchen to fit the oven, then a bigger house...
>>
>> Janet UK
>
> Um, anyone who really bakes can easily knead 10 pounds of bread dough
> by hand. My granny would make up more than ten pounds of bread dough
> each night and place it into a flour sack and go to bed with that sack
> of dough between her humongous boobs... at five in the AM she'd be
> baking loaves. To this day I crave the yeasty aroma of big boob
> cleavage.
>

Bet yoose humped yoose old granny the whole night too.