On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge to
> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking what to
> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to shove it up
> your nether region.

Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.

Cindy Hamilton