On Sat, 17 Nov 2018 03:11:36 -0800 (PST), Cindy Hamilton
> wrote:

>On Friday, November 16, 2018 at 7:42:12 PM UTC-5, Sheldon wrote:
>> Tonight is the time to place your frozen turkey lurky in the fridge to
>> defrost.... I don't want to see any last minute posts asking what to
>> do with a frozen turkey... because I will tell yoose to shove it up
>> your nether region.
>
>Saturday is fine for a 14-pounder.
>
>Cindy Hamilton

What planet are you on... today IS Saturday.