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"Dave Urring" > wrote in message
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> Let's see....The folks here love to eat and cook and shop and
> post on the Usenet, surf the Web, and watch TV, from what I've
> been able to see.
>
> None of those things burn a lot of calories, but all this
> eating sure takes a lot of them in.
>
> Let's have everyone post their weight and height here, shall
> we, along with their age and diet-style and how many times
> a year they go to the doctor.
>
> I'll kick things off:
>
> Height: 5'10
>
> Weight: 163
>
> Age: 54yrs
>
> Diet-Style: Pure Vegetarian
>
> Doctor-Trips/Year: None
>
> --------------------------------
>
> Your turn:
>
> Height: 6'3"
>
> Weight: 200#
>
> Age: 71 (still average four erections a day :~)
>
> Cholesterol: 152
>
> Diet-Style: Lots of garden truck and poultry, pork and beef
> I raise myself. Wild game too.
> (rabbits mostly, I like how they squeal when you throttle them)
>
> Doctor-Trips/Year: last doctor visit was in 2001 for a wrist sprained
> wringing the scrawney neck of a trespassing vegan who I fed to the pigs.
>
> I workout by hunting. I cover a seven mile circuit daily with my dogs.
> Lots of hills and almost always a vigorous run to kill a rabbit.
>
> You wont stay young if you don't read so I have an extensive library

of the classics and contemporary works.

"I seem to be a verb
an evolutionary process
an integral function of the universe,
and so are you."
Buckminster Fuller