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Bruce[_28_]

On Tue, 01 Jan 2019 17:09:35 -0500, wrote:

>On Tue, 1 Jan 2019 13:40:48 -0800 (PST), GM
> wrote:
>
>>Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>>> On Mon, 31 Dec 2018 05:17:42 -0600, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>
>>> > This is another of your self-centered traps. You're not asking us
>>> > for suggestions for YOU, but you'll still manage to poo-poo most
>>> > everything WE plan to eat as it pertains to you (and everything
>>> > manages to pertain to you). Hopefully I will have just thwarted
>>> > that plan, if only for this one thread.
>>>
>>> I had a dream last night, one of many since I hadn't slept more than
>>> 4 hours in 3 nights, and this was one of them. Honest, cross my
>>> heart... and bear with me....
>>>
>>> I was riding my bike through Julie's back yard. It was a long
>>> sloped yard with a ravine or river at the very bottom. I was coming
>>> along the side deck and about halfway down I saw Julie was doing
>>> yoga at the fire pit - oops too late, she already saw me coming. So
>>> I just kept going and said hello as I passed her - I didn't want to
>>> start a conversation with her in yoga pants.
>>>
>>> I came to the brambles and had to get off the bike to go the rest of
>>> the way. After that the ground was really soft and lumpy and a
>>> patchwork of new and old grass along with sections of dead sod
>>> squares - her gardener's handiwork - I thought. Then I took a few
>>> steps towards the gate in the fence and the sod collapsed and I fell
>>> into a hole of loose dirt and sunk up to my neck.
>>>
>>> Julie comes running over and says she can't lift me out with her
>>> back - I yelled "no shit, just call fire rescue". She ran off to
>>> call somebody but then I see her up at the fire pit getting a shovel
>>> leaning against the tree. I started sinking more and panicking. I
>>> looked down to see how I could climb out of there and I see a bunch
>>> of small animal bones and I was on the brink of a much larger hole
>>> with swift running water that would wash me out to the river. I
>>> started screaming for help and neighbors were looking over the fence
>>> laughing. Next thing I know fire rescue is throwing a harness down
>>> to me and ... sorry, that was it.
>>>
>>> As I reflected upon this part of my dream after waking and if Freud
>>> read rec.fooc.cooking, it's pretty obvious he would come to three
>>> conclusions:
>>>
>>> 1. I fell into "Julie's Trap", literally and figuratively.
>>>
>>> 2. "The Gardener" killed and buried her cats as he didn't want to
>>> live with cats. This was the first part of executing his Grand Plan.
>>>
>>> 3. She was going to bash my head in with that shovel and finish
>>> burying me (while the rest of RFC watched?).
>>>
>>> Any other Freud's or Jeung's have any other interpretations? This
>>> isn't the first time somebody from RFC has made a cameo in a dream.
>>> And it's not always good or bad - but always strange :-)
>>>
>>> ObFood: I rarely ever dream of food, but when I do it has no taste.
>>> In real life, today I'm having pork carnitas and more of those
>>> refried beans (gotta go to store).
>>>
>>> -sw
>>
>>
>>Baby, you are one ****ed - up dude...maybe lay off the weed and painkillers...
>
>
>And the dwarf posts his innermost fantasy... he's obviously enamoured
>with Julie's bodacious body so is envious of her gardener who showers
>with her to conserve water.

lol