On Wed, 23 Jan 2019 Mother of Seven wrote:
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>When I opened my microwave oven this morning, there was a rat inside. I
>was going to get my husband's rifle, but did not want to make a hole in
>the microwave. So I just slammed the door again, and turned on the
>power. I cooked that rat for 10 minutes on high. Not only did that kill
>it, but it looks like it's well cooked. I just wonder if they are
>edible? My kids are hungry, so everything I can feed them helps. Ever
>since the government shutdown, I am no longer able to get WIC food for
>the kids and our food stamps have beeen cut too.

How about getting a J O B... one that doesn't necessitate spreading
your legs.