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> "Cheri" wrote in message ...
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> "Bruce" > wrote in message
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>> On Sun, 27 Jan 2019 18:04:06 -0800, "Cheri" >
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>>>"Leonard Blaisdell" > wrote in message
>>>news:270120191759121201%leoblaisdell@sbcglobal. net...
>>>>I dislike the notion of paying money to shop somewhere. I have shopped
>>>> Costco as a guest a few times in the distant past. The store was not
>>>> easy to get to, and the experience didn't appeal to me. There's a new
>>>> Costco with ample parking a few miles from me now. It still didn't
>>>> appeal. My wife has friends who shop there so...
>>>> We needed a new TV. "You just gotta get it from Costco!", they said. So
>>>> I turned my wife loose with them for a new TV. She bought a membership
>>>> and started shopping. "You just gotta get a premium membership!", they
>>>> said. "It pays you back!", they said. Now we have a premium membership.
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>>>> We also have a new Samsung TV which Samsung was too cheap to include
>>>> wall mounting bolts with. Samsung suggests a Samsung wall mount for
>>>> about another ninety bucks, but we mount the TV above a old fireplace
>>>> mantle in a wooden frame, so the TV has to extend. I have a grand
>>>> extensible mounting bracket, but I have to get 4 bolts and 4 or 8
>>>> washers that aren't readily supplied. But I'm getting there.
>>>> Meanwhile, she bought a bunch of frozen salmon filets in a bag, a bunch
>>>> of frozen larger uncooked shrimp in a bag and assorted other stuff.
>>>> My freezer is chock full of bags now. But I'm getting there.
>>>> All I need is four M8-1.25 X 50 mm Phillips machine screws and flat
>>>> washers to fit. I can order them from Lowe's or Home Depot, but I got a
>>>> guy who is going to provide them. His wife shops at Costco.
>>>> Meanwhile, the TV is on its boring stand on a old Maggie radio cabinet.
>>>> I can't even go to Costco now without my wife and her super duper card,
>>>> and she doesn't like to shop much!
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>>>> leo
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>>>You should be included in her membership.
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>> When you become a member, you get a husband for free?
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> Yes, you get a household member free.
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> Cheri
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> LOL sorry, Cheri. I was joking. I should have said, you get a husband
> for free even if you already have one ;p

LOL, mine would cost a lot.

Cheri