Ed Pawlowski wrote:
>
> Ophelia wrote:
> > When you become a member, you get a husband for free?
> >
> > ==
> >
> > But what if you already have one?
> >
> >
> Best to trade them for a new model every few years. They wear out over
> time.

Not only that, husbands are totally worthless. I've never wanted
one.