Dog3 wrote:

> "Gregory Morrow" >
> ink.net:
>
> >
> > Scott wrote:
> >
> >> In article . net>,
> >> "Gregory Morrow" >
> >> wrote:
> >>
> >> > 1. If I had kids I sure wouldn't take them out to a restaurant so
> >> > they could play with coloring books. That kind of thing belongs in
> >> > the
> > school or
> >> > the home or in the back of the minivan - *not* a restaurant.
> >> >
> >> > 2. It's a certified fact that families with kids are the absolute
> > *worst*
> >> > tippers. They'll run yer ass off and demand just everything and
> >> > you'll
> > be
> >> > lucky to get 5% *if that* in a tip. These types should be confined
> >> > to
> > wild
> >> > life reservations and not allowed in regular restaurants.
> >>
> >> I'm certainly no fan of the little darlings in many restaurants.
> >> Certainly, there are ones where kids are appropriate--McDonald's,
> >> Friendly's, family places like that. Waitpersons and other customers
> >> should expect kids in those places--but I don't go there (and not
> >> just because of the kids).
> >>
> >> However, a waitress who gives kids a single crayon for
> >> almost-completed coloring books, and crushes their Oreos... that's
> >> just mean.
> >>
> >
> >
> > Naw...it serves the little pukes right...heehee...
>
>
>
> Oh Gawd... I just spit out my OJ. Not politically correct Greg, but funny
> as hell.


I like that work "puke" - it's crude but descriptive And I can just see the
visual of that sitch in my head, like a movie or teevee scene...

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Best
Greg