"Dog3" <dognospam@adjfkdla;not> wrote in message
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> But you actually cook. I'm a pseudo cook during the week. On the weekends
> it's Michael's Bistro, BBQ and anything else I can destroy the kitchen
> with. I *do* have big knives.

....and we all know what they say about guys with big knives. ell oh ell.

Jack Messer