ItsJoanNotJoAnn > wrote:
: The top 12 suggested names for Wal-Mart Wine:

: 12. Chateau Traileur Parc
: 11. White Trashfindel
: 10. Big Red Gulp
: 9. Grape Expectations
: 8. Domaine Wal-Mart "Merde du Pays"
: 7. NASCARbernet
: 6. Chef Boyardeaux
: 5. Peanut Noir
: 4. Chateau des Moines
: 3. I Can't Believe It's Not Vinegar!
: 2. World Championship Riesling


: And the number 1 name for Wal-Mart Wine ...

: 1. Nasti Spumante

I've always called my beloved box wine "Chateau Cardboarde."

Tammy
Sacramento, California