"panary aka Adam" > wrote in message
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> The Solecisms of President George W. Bush (Either Weep or Laugh---or
> Both) http://www.ccc.commnet.edu/grammar/bush.htm
>

George W and Dick Cheney are having lunch at the Capitol. Dick orders the
heart-healthy salad. George W leans over to the waitress and says, "Honey,
could I have a Quickie?"

The waitress is horrified and says, "Mr. President, I thought you would
bring morals and virtues to the White House. I'm sorry I ever voted for
you!" She storms off.

Dick leans over to the President and says....... "George, I think it's
pronounced 'Keesh' (Quiche)."