Gary wrote:

> "U.S. Janet B." wrote:
> >
> > jmcquown wrote:
> > >I've never had anyone run their cart into my ankles. I sure as hell
> > >wouldn't do it to someone on purpose, not even if they steadfastly
> > >refused to move after being asked. I can't imagine that scenario.
> > >(Watch; next time I go shopping it will happen! LOL )
>
>
> > I'm so pleased for you. I've had my ankles rammed a couple of times
> > in the last 2,3 months. But, of course, Gary says I'm making it up.
>
> Don't be so defensive. I didn't single you out specifically. Just
> that once this talk started, everyone started writing about how
> it seems to happen all the time and everywhere...like epidemic
> cart ramming and rude shoppers. Do all the cart-rammers also wear
> turbans? I would be nice to those fellows. A turban might be a
> clue, ya know.
>
> Again. I've never had a cart rammed into me. Anyone blocking an
> aisle will move immediately along with a "Sorry" if I ask them
> to.
>
> Moral of this story: If you say your prayers every night and go
> to church every Sunday - when you die, you'll go to Virginia.
>
> :-D


If *I* saw Jill in a store, I'd undoubtedly "ram" her, too...I'd aim for the *mouth* instead of her ankles...!!!

LOL...

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Best
Greg