Dinner for ten
On Sun, 7 Jul 2019 20:21:22 -0500, Terry Coombs >
wrote:
>On 7/7/2019 8:06 PM, Je?us wrote:
>> On Sun, 07 Jul 2019 13:08:00 -0700, Leonard Blaisdell
>> > wrote:
>>
>>> I singlehandedly cooked dinner for ten. Big deal you say? I used to
>>> cook dinner for three hundred for Ducks Unlimited. But I had lots and
>>> lots and lots of help.
>>> I cooked three sides of pork ribs, three boxes of chicken Rice-A-Roni,
>>> shucked, snapped and boiled six ears of corn for twelve pieces and made
>>> a Cole slaw for twelve. I used three glass casseroles to pack three-rib
>>> sections into and baked at 250F for three hours and fifteen minutes. I
>>> could have used a little more time, but it was fine.
>>> Then I individually separated the ribs into 42 pieces and painted each
>>> one with Bullseye.
>>> I chose to tell everyone that it was buffet style and collapsed in my
>>> La-Z-Boy while they served themselves. Oh, I also washed every damn
>>> utensil and casserole as they became available while I cooked. I
>>> encouraged everyone to eat more at any opportunity. We still have some
>>> of everything left except the corn.
>>> That was a one shot deal. I'm too old for this.
>> Misleading. Based on the subject header, I thought you were having
>> dinner with Farrah Fawcett.
>
> * I believe you mean Bo Derek ...
Ssh!!
>Farrah in Cannonball Run was pretty*
>, ummm , nice .
Curious how I would react to her (at her peak) at my current age...
she was hot back then but is she hot by 2019 standards?
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