Dinner for ten
On 7/8/2019 1:57 AM, Je�us wrote:
> On Sun, 7 Jul 2019 20:21:22 -0500, Terry Coombs >
> wrote:
>
>> On 7/7/2019 8:06 PM, Je?us wrote:
>>> On Sun, 07 Jul 2019 13:08:00 -0700, Leonard Blaisdell
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> I singlehandedly cooked dinner for ten. Big deal you say? I used to
>>>> cook dinner for three hundred for Ducks Unlimited. But I had lots and
>>>> lots and lots of help.
>>>> I cooked three sides of pork ribs, three boxes of chicken Rice-A-Roni,
>>>> shucked, snapped and boiled six ears of corn for twelve pieces and made
>>>> a Cole slaw for twelve. I used three glass casseroles to pack three-rib
>>>> sections into and baked at 250F for three hours and fifteen minutes. I
>>>> could have used a little more time, but it was fine.
>>>> Then I individually separated the ribs into 42 pieces and painted each
>>>> one with Bullseye.
>>>> I chose to tell everyone that it was buffet style and collapsed in my
>>>> La-Z-Boy while they served themselves. Oh, I also washed every damn
>>>> utensil and casserole as they became available while I cooked. I
>>>> encouraged everyone to eat more at any opportunity. We still have some
>>>> of everything left except the corn.
>>>> That was a one shot deal. I'm too old for this.
>>> Misleading. Based on the subject header, I thought you were having
>>> dinner with Farrah Fawcett.
>> Â* I believe you mean Bo Derek ...
> Ssh!!
>
>> Farrah in Cannonball Run was pretty
>> , ummm , nice .
> Curious how I would react to her (at her peak) at my current age...
> she was hot back then but is she hot by 2019 standards?
Â* I think hotness is timeless - though determined by societal
preferences . Guys that like fat chicks are always gonna like fat chicks
.. I prefer built for speed , not for distance .
--
Snag
Yes , I'm old
and crochety - and armed .
Get outta my woods !
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