On Thu, 11 Jul 2019 15:01:46 -0700 (PDT), Thomas >
wrote:

>JK has extra cash plus is a computer whizz. Step up John and save us.

Sadly, our potential wealthy digital philanthropist has proclaimed to
have "eschewed tech". John can now be found fighting the local tribes
of squirrels for their acorn hoards, and drinking direct from the
local streams (AKA drains).