On 2019-09-24, Mike_Duffy > wrote:

> So, this Newfie walks into a bar with a set of jumper cables around his
> neck, and asks for a drink.
>
> The bartender gives him a once over, and says:
>
> "OK. But don't try to start anything."

That is worse than my shortest joke:


Baby Harp seal come into a bar.

Bartemder sez; Whattya have,

Baby Harp seal sez:

"Anything but Canadian Club"