Alex wrote:
> Gary wrote:
>> Bruce wrote:
>>> joan* wrote:
>>>> Invest in a bicycle.
>>> What if the shop's 500 ft away?
>> Too funny.
>>
>> Actually, John might like a motorized ELECTRIC bike.
>> Such a great choice for getting some exercise.*
>
> Problem with that is he would hurt himself the next time he runs
> into his house.

But thank gawd he didn't kill one of the $250 darkie housemates!