On Sun, 08 Dec 2019 12:34:25 -0500, Gary > wrote:


>Get this:
>"The bike has a USB port so you can charge your phone."
>
><long pause>
>
>Gary: Ummm ok. So people are so addicted to their phones now
>that they take them on a bike ride...and might even need to
>recharge them?
>
>I'm speechless. Maybe it's just time for me to die. It's been
>a good life.

Most fitness apps have a bike ride monitor function, including GPS
tracking, so you (AND your friends) know how dedicated and fit you
are. And the more you eat, the more you NEED that bike ride.