How To Drink Tea
On Tue, 17 Dec 2019 00:05:50 -0500, Ed Pawlowski > wrote:
>On 12/16/2019 11:14 PM, Bruce wrote:
>> According to future King Charles of the shrinking UK ("the brother
>> of"), these are the rules for making tea (not that he makes it himself
>> of course):
>>
>> -Green tea: brewed for 3 minutes
>> -Black tea: brewed for 5 minutes
>> -Temperature of green tea: 70 C (158 F)
>> -Temperature of Earl Grey/English breakfast tea: 100 C (212 F)
>> -Teacup handle placed to the right
>> -Teaspoon under the handle
>> -Extra milk served on the side
>>
>> If you get it wrong, you'll be fed to Boris Johnson.
>>
>
>I break the rules every day. Left handed so the handle goes on the
>left.
That should be allowed.
>No milk.
Off to Johnson you go.
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