Dave Smith wrote:
> Around here they post the result of health inspections and Chinese
> restaurants tend to score badly. For a while I was working out office
> that was next to a Chinese restaurant. When I pulled into the parking
> lot at the end of an evening shift or the start of a midnight shift we
> could count on seeing rats.

Dude! Healthy, well fet rats? You could have carried a pellet
rifle with you and "harvested" a few to take home for either
Rat Stew or Rat Burgers.

Good fresh meat - don't let the name scare you.