Julie Bove wrote:
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> "Dave Smith" > wrote in message
> ...
>> I was at the market yesterday and picked up some really nice
>> bagels. They are all set to be eaten for brunch as soon as my
>> wife gets home from church.* I sliced them in half spread a nice
>> layer of cream cheese on each side, topped with smoked salmon,
>> some thinly sliced onion and some capers.
>>
>> There is pork being slow cooked in the oven for pulled pork
>> sandwiches later on.
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> Dave! You didn't go to church with her?

Did the gardener always go to church with you?