On Sun, 09 Feb 2020 14:37:57 -0500, dsharavi >
wrote:

>q; What do you call a flying jew?
>a; smoke
>
>q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?
>a: good start
>
>q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?
>a: He always burn all the Franks
>
>q: How do you get a jewish girls number
>a: Roll up her sleeve
>
>q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?
>a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million
>more to go!
>
>q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into
>a wall?
>a: He breaks his nose!
>
>q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
>a: Somebody dropped a shekel!
>
>q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a jewish wife?
>a: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!
>
>Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire
>insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.
>"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first
>jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"
>
>q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?
>a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'
>
>q: Why don't jews eat pork?
>a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
>

LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.