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"Susan Cohen" wrote in message
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>On Sun, 09 Feb 2020 14:37:57 -0500, dsharavi >
>wrote:


>>q; What do you call a flying jew?
>>a; smoke
>>
>>q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?
>>a: good start
>>
>>q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?
>>a: He always burn all the Franks
>>
>>q: How do you get a jewish girls number
>>a: Roll up her sleeve
>>
>>q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?
>>a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million
>>more to go!
>>
>>q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into
>>a wall?
>>a: He breaks his nose!
>>
>>q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
>>a: Somebody dropped a shekel!
>>
>>q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a jewish wife?
>>a: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!
>>
>>Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire
>>insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.
>>"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first
>>jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"
>>
>>q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?
>>a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'
>>
>>q: Why don't jews eat pork?
>>a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
>>


>LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.

Forger, those jokes were immoral.

You are so ashamed of your beliefs, you forge Susan!


Michael