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Default Some Borscht Belt humor

On Wed, 12 Feb 2020 08:25:32 -0800, "Michael Ejercito"
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>"Susan Cohen" wrote in message
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>>On Sun, 09 Feb 2020 14:37:57 -0500, dsharavi >
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>>>q; What do you call a flying jew?
>>>a; smoke
>>>
>>>q: What do you call a million jews at the bottom of the ocean?
>>>a: good start
>>>
>>>q: Why isn't Hitler allowed to cook at the family barbecue?
>>>a: He always burn all the Franks
>>>
>>>q: How do you get a jewish girls number
>>>a: Roll up her sleeve
>>>
>>>q: What's the worst part about raping a dead jewish five year old?
>>>a: Hearing the pelvis crack! What's even worse? There's six million
>>>more to go!
>>>
>>>q: What happens when a naked jew with a three inch erection runs into
>>>a wall?
>>>a: He breaks his nose!
>>>
>>>q: Why did the jews wander in the desert for 40 years?
>>>a: Somebody dropped a shekel!
>>>
>>>q: What's the difference between a Catholic wife and a jewish wife?
>>>a: A Catholic wife has real orgasms and fake jewellery!
>>>
>>>Two jewish businessmen were discussing insurance. "You need fire
>>>insurance, burglary insurance and flood insurance" said the first jew.
>>>"The fire and theft and burglary I can understand," said the first
>>>jew, "But flood insurance? How do you start a flood?"
>>>
>>>q: What candy did Hitler hate the most?
>>>a: jew jew beans.....although I heard he enjoyed them 'roasted!'
>>>
>>>q: Why don't jews eat pork?
>>>a: jews may be a lot of things but cannibals they are not!
>>>

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>>LOL!!! Those sure do tickle the funny bone.

> Forger, those jokes were immoral.
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> You are so ashamed of your beliefs, you forge Susan!
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>Michael


Your problem is that you have no sense of humor. Those jokes were
hilarious!