"Wayne Boatwright" > wrote in message
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> > "Vox Humana" > wrote in message
> > >.. .
> >> I'm back from a week away at a relative's house. It was a bad
> >> experience all around, and home never looked so good. In addition to
> >> the unpleasant circumstances of the visit, Thanksgiving dinner was
> >> truly awful: under-seasoned and overcooked turkey,
> >
> > Hum...how can you under-season turkey? Isn't turkey pretty awesome
> > without any seasonings added at all? It's prolly 
the only thing I
> > *don't* season.
>
> We don't much care for turkey. If I don't season well, I can't get it
> down. Seasoned nicely, and with a good gravy, it's passable fare, and I
> don't mind eating it once a year. It's probably the only meat I have
> to treat this way.
>
Oh, I forgot to mention that the gravy was out of a can! Also, the salad
was stored in a spare refrigerator in an unheated garage. The temperatures
plunged and the salad froze. In addition, the hostess didn't put the paddle
in the bread machine properly. The dough didn't get mixed and there wasn't
any bread!