On Sat, 28 Mar 2020 15:58:04 -0500, "cshenk" > wrote:

>Sheldon wrote:
>
>> On Thu, 26 Mar 2020 20:57:50 -0700, "Julie Bove"
>> > wrote:
>>
>> >
>> >"notbob" > wrote in message
>> > ...
>> > > I got plenty 'o TP and paper towels, but jes discovered I got no
>> >> 'garlic' anything (cloves, pwdr, salt, etc)! What's a good
>> substitute >> fer 'garlic'?
>> >
>> > Depends on what you're making. Maybe onion?
>>
>> Granulated garlic or garlic powder.
>
>He just said he didn't have any of that.

Well then just **** him.