j.j. > spat in defiance through message
...
> Hark! I heard "The Ranger" > say:
> > Terry Pulliam > countered in message
> > ...
> >> On Sun, 30 Nov 2003 03:24:43 -0600, Steve Wertz
> >> > arranged random neurons,
> >> so they looked like this:
> > > >Have a turkey sammich with Miracle Whip, and get a grip.
> > > >
> > > Miracle Whip? Yecchhh! Heresy, sheer heresy! Best Foods
> > > Rules (a/k/a Hellman's).
> > >
> > Ach! BF suck 3-day-old road kill through a funnel! Miracle
> > Whip: For those that want a Good Sandwich!
> >
> Euuuww! Miracle Whip is just mayo with sugar -- aptly named,
> it's a Miracle if you can swallow the stuff. Best Foods *is* the
> Best!

May you be seated at an all-you-can-eat buffet where sandwiches of JIF
peanut butter and Miracle Whip on Wonder Bread is the only item being served
where Musak is piped in at a BOC 110dB while a steady mantra of "I love
Miracle Whip" to the "Jingle Bell Rock" tune is played...

The Ranger