Juniper Berries
Bruce wrote:
> On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 07:11:22 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton
> > wrote:
>
>> On Thursday, July 30, 2020 at 7:54:09 AM UTC-4, Gary wrote:
>>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On Thu, 30 Jul 2020 03:13:07 -0700 (PDT), Cindy Hamilton wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> On Thursday, July 30, 2020 at 12:00:14 AM UTC-4, Sqwertz wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> Why do people always say, "juniper berries taste like gin?". It
>>>>>> should be, "Gin tastes like juniper berries".
>>>>>
>>>>> Because more people have tasted gin than have tasted juniper berries.
>>>>
>>>> Touche' :-) I didn't see that coming.
>>>>
>>>> It was 20 years between my first tasting gin, and then juniper
>>>> berries.
>>>
>>> I tried gin (straight) once in 1971. Tasted like what
>>> insecticide might taste like. Never had any since.
>>
>> My grandmother occasionally drank gin and Squirt, so I had ample
>> opportunity to taste it when I was young.
>>
>> Hot sake tastes like I imagine hot paint thinner would.
>
> But you don't like wine, so maybe you're not a good judge of alcoholic
> drinks.
>
Yes, Just as one who has never sniffed a rectum cannot know the joy
you feel Druce.
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