On Fri, 07 Aug 2020 07:03:09 -0400, Gary wrote:

> Sqwertz wrote:
>>
>> On Thu, 06 Aug 2020 17:37:45 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>
>>> Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
>>> shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
>>> year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
>>> https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13
>>
>> Why? You never go anyplace. Not to visit your wife in the nearby
>> hospital, nor to see your kids or grandkids who also live pretty
>> close by.
>
> Does Sheldon have any kids of his own (biological)?
> Or is this his wife's kids from an old marriage?

She's a mail-order bride from some inbred pygmy Indian tribe in the
hills of Guatemala.

It was the only peoples he could find that had women smaller than
himself.

-sw