On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 18:45:52 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Fri, 07 Aug 2020 12:43:03 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>
>> ... yoose shit for brains wanna tell a gang of Hells Angels
>> with saddlebags that they're all faggots.
>
>Just you, you faggot.
>
>You know how midgets kinda waddle when they walk? Sheldon carries
>the bag to offset the wobble.

He has to, because with every wobble his man bun flops to one side.