On 2020-08-07 7:45 p.m., Sqwertz wrote:
> On Fri, 07 Aug 2020 12:43:03 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>
>> ... yoose shit for brains wanna tell a gang of Hells Angels
>> with saddlebags that they're all faggots.
>
> Just you, you faggot.
>
> You know how midgets kinda waddle when they walk? Sheldon carries
> the bag to offset the wobble.
>

Funny, but I had never considered the likelihood of Sheldon's bag being
enough to cause a wobble.