On Fri, 7 Aug 2020 18:38:06 -0500, Sqwertz >
wrote:

>On Fri, 07 Aug 2020 07:03:09 -0400, Gary wrote:
>
>> Sqwertz wrote:
>>>
>>> On Thu, 06 Aug 2020 17:37:45 -0400, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>>
>>>> Got a notice in the mail today that says I get 20% off and free
>>>> shipping on anything over $75. I've been wanting this for about a
>>>> year now, my 30 year old one has gotten kind of shabby:
>>>> https://www.duluthtrading.com/leathe...fault&start=13
>>>
>>> Why? You never go anyplace. Not to visit your wife in the nearby
>>> hospital, nor to see your kids or grandkids who also live pretty
>>> close by.
>>
>> Does Sheldon have any kids of his own (biological)?
>> Or is this his wife's kids from an old marriage?
>
>She's a mail-order bride from some inbred pygmy Indian tribe in the
>hills of Guatemala.
>
>It was the only peoples he could find that had women smaller than
>himself.

LOL