On Friday, September 25, 2020 at 7:36:23 AM UTC-5, Gary wrote:
> Bryan Simmons wrote:
> >
> > Maybe you should write songs. Then you can name them as you wish.
> You're talking to an old musician and song writer. I've written
> lyrics for many songs.
>
> Music career was my original goal. Had several bands and even
> played locally. I gave it up when I got married with an
> immediate 2 year old daughter. Marriage was a BOGO deal.
>
> Playing at clubs at night was not a good match with
> a family life so I let it go.
>
> The record stores had a hard time stocking all my LPs too.

Perhaps you made an unwise choice, as it seems that you were far more
suited to being a musician than to relationships with women. And you
know, that profile can make for some classic country songs, and considering
that you're a Republican without a pot to **** in, you'd fit right in. Mah truck
broke down, mah woe-man done lef me, and mah danged weasel died.
But you really should change the weasel to a dog.

--Bryan