Bruce wrote:
> On Thu, 22 Oct 2020 10:35:57 -0400, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
>> On 10/22/2020 7:34 AM, Gary wrote:
>>> Bruce wrote:
>>>>
>>>> On Thu, 22 Oct 2020 06:22:08 -0400, Gary > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> " wrote:
>>>>>> She deserves a solid gold medal for putting up with you for 50 years.
>>>>>>
>>>>>> ;o)
>>>>>
>>>>> You'll like this story, Joan:
>>>>> We lived together for one year, then got married right after
>>>>> she got the divorce from husband #1.
>>>>> For our first wedding anniversary, my wife took my wedding
>>>>> band to a jeweler to have it resized a bit and polished.
>>>>> She also had him engrave "FOREVER" on the inside.
>>>>> That was nice.
>>>>>
>>>>> 7 years later, she left and ran off with her also married boss.
>>>>> I guess 9 years living with me *seemed* like forever. lol
>>>>
>>>> Maybe she knew that what you really wanted was a ferret?
>>>
>>> Well, ferrets showed up here 18 years later but I'll admit
>>> it *did* turn out to be a very nice trade.
>>>
>>> Actually, all started going bad when she wanted to have
>>> another baby and I was deadset against that. We already
>>> had two young girls. To add another would just lower
>>> everyone's standard of living.
>>>
>> I did not know you have two daughters, Gary. Not my business.
>
> I didn't know you were a librarian. Not my business.
>

And she didn't know you're a butt sniffer, but that's also not her
business.