On Thursday, October 22, 2020 at 5:11:19 PM UTC-5, Hank Rogers wrote:
> Bruce wrote:
> > On Thu, 22 Oct 2020 10:35:57 -0400, jmcquown >
> > wrote:
> >
> >> On 10/22/2020 7:34 AM, Gary wrote:
> >>> Bruce wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>> On Thu, 22 Oct 2020 06:22:08 -0400, Gary > wrote:
> >>>>
> >>>>> " wrote:
> >>>>>> She deserves a solid gold medal for putting up with you for 50 years.
> >>>>>>
> >>>>>> ;o)
> >>>>>
> >>>>> You'll like this story, Joan:
> >>>>> We lived together for one year, then got married right after
> >>>>> she got the divorce from husband #1.
> >>>>> For our first wedding anniversary, my wife took my wedding
> >>>>> band to a jeweler to have it resized a bit and polished.
> >>>>> She also had him engrave "FOREVER" on the inside.
> >>>>> That was nice.
> >>>>>
> >>>>> 7 years later, she left and ran off with her also married boss.
> >>>>> I guess 9 years living with me *seemed* like forever. lol
> >>>>
> >>>> Maybe she knew that what you really wanted was a ferret?
> >>>
> >>> Well, ferrets showed up here 18 years later but I'll admit
> >>> it *did* turn out to be a very nice trade. 
> >>>
> >>> Actually, all started going bad when she wanted to have
> >>> another baby and I was deadset against that. We already
> >>> had two young girls. To add another would just lower
> >>> everyone's standard of living.
> >>>
> >> I did not know you have two daughters, Gary. Not my business.
> >
> > I didn't know you were a librarian. Not my business.
> >
> And she didn't know you're a butt sniffer, but that's also not her
> business.
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