Bob (this one) wrote:
> axlq wrote:
>
>> In article >,
>> Bob (this one) > wrote:
>>
>>> A linguistic thing he A duckling is a small duck. What, then, is
>>> a dumpling?
>>
>>
>> A small bowel movement? "I gotta go take a dumpling" actually makes
>> sense in the right context.
>
>
> <LOL> That'll be 3 bucks for the setup....
>
> Pastorio
>


I can't help thinking, "How would Iron Chef cook a swan?"

The possibilities are endless, but the swan might only serve one or two
people. Perhaps you could use the swan to prepare a rich stock (discard
the meat and bones after the flavor is extracted), and reduce it to down
to a few ounces and drizzle over something surreal.

Sorry, I'm in a weird mood after watching the VP debates...

Bob