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Hank Rogers[_4_] Hank Rogers[_4_] is offline
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Default A Perfect Steak For John Kuthe :-D

GM wrote:
> Hank Rogers wrote:
>
>> GM wrote:
>>>
>>> The ultimate in steaks for a NARCISSIST...!!!
>>>
>>> https://nypost.com/2020/11/20/makers...y-cannibalism/
>>>
>>> Makers of grow-your-own human steaks say meal kit is not "technically cannibalism
>>>

>> Remember kuth's a "vegetarian", so he can't eat this unless it is a
>> gift.
>>
>> You'll have to buy it and send it to him.

>
>
> But how will I get a tissue sample from him...YIKES...!!!
>


You could invite Druce to sniff your asshole and grab a quick
sample from him, instead of kuth. Their dna should be close enough.

I know it's cheating, but who would know?

Only you ... and maybe Druce if you get caught.