Bruce wrote:
> On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 16:14:40 -0700, Graham > wrote:
>
>> On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 17:20:23 -0500, jmcquown wrote:
>>
>>> On 11/27/2020 2:42 PM, Sheldon Martin wrote:
>>>> On Fri, 27 Nov 2020 13:17:15 -0600, "cshenk" > wrote:
>>>>
>>>>> Graham wrote:
>>>>>
>>>>>> On Thu, 26 Nov 2020 07:13:08 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons wrote:
>>>>>>
>>>>>>> We're going to the other direction, small. One stuffed Cornish
>>>>>>> hen, potatoes, gravy, sweet potatoes, cranberry sauce, green beans
>>>>>>> with lots of bacon and a pumpkin pie. Just the three of us.
>>>>>>> Extended family Zoom at 1:30.
>>>>>>>
>>>>>>> --Bryan
>>>>>>
>>>>>> How sensible! No leftovers about which to complain.
>>>>>
>>>>> We actually had lots of leftovers but the type we like. Even some
>>>>> Cornish Hen leftovers!
>>>>
>>>> A cornish hen is barely a meal for one person... that's why they are
>>>> typically sold in pairs, and it's mostly fat and bone... I find that a
>>>> cornish hen is a toddler's portion. A cornish hen contains about the
>>>> same meat as a roasting chicken's wing. The two of us put a good
>>>> dent in our 13 pounder... there's enough left for two more dinners for
>>>> us. We don't find poultry very filling.
>>>>
>>> I haven't seen cornish hen sold in pairs in at least a decade. Things
>>> may be different in your neck of the woods. One *half* of a cornish hen
>>> with sides is plenty for one person, especially small people who already
>>> don't have a huge appetite.
>>>
>>> Jill
>>
>> There was an article this morning on CNN with the title "You cooked for 20
>> and fed 6 people" which summed up everything in the title!
>
> If I had to feed 6 Americans, I'd also cook for 20, not forgetting the
> extra sugar.
>

And by god, you need to supply at least 1000 gallons of super sweet
tea, you sorry asshole!

And we would never forgive you if you don't sniff each person's ass
hole ass we enter and leave. I'll let a special "thank you" fart as
I leave.