Bruce wrote:
> On Sun, 29 Nov 2020 13:55:10 -0500, jmcquown >
> wrote:
>
>> On 11/29/2020 1:25 PM, U.S. Janet B. wrote:
>>> On Sun, 29 Nov 2020 09:01:51 -0800 (PST), Bryan Simmons
>>> > wrote:
>>>
>>>> Hormel is the worst brand of canned chili I've ever tasted.
>>>>
>>>> --Bryan
>>>
>>> Too bad. It makes perfect chili dogs.
>>> Janet US
>>>
>> I don't consider Bryan to be any sort of an expert on what people should
>> eat. This is the guy who rides a pink scooter who just bought a little
>> wooden sided wagon. Maybe next he'll set up a lemonade stand in front
>> of his house.
>>
>> Hormel chili is what it is. Quick, easy. Armour chili is about the
>> same. No one is forcing anyone to buy or eat it.
>
> Armour chili's even worse:
> "Water, pork, beef, seasoning blend (chili pepper, paprika, [color],
> spices, onion powder, sugar, garlic powder, dextrose, maltodextrin,
> yeast extract, disodium inosinate, disodium guanylate, lactic acid,
> calcium lactate, natural flavors, fermented wheat protein, salt), corn
> starch, textured vegetable protein (soy flour, caramel color).
> Contains 2% or less of: salt, rolled oats, wheat flour, caramel color,
> soy lecithin."
>
> Imagine, you're eating your chili and suddenly it starts lactating!
>

However, at the end of the alimentary canal, it produces the
wonderful odor you crave.