On 2020-12-05 3:42 p.m., Julie Bove wrote:
>

> She didn't want to hear her BF praising my cooking. She was Italian and
> a lousy cook. She started every meal by frying dried spices in oil. She
> couldn't read so she went by smell. Another thing she did was try to
> cobble all the leftovers into a meal and in her eyes, nothing should
> ever be thrown out. Mold? Scrape if off. Funny taste? Drown it in
> Worcestershire sauce. Her BF told me she once did that to leftover
> cooked carrots.
>
> Whenever she invited him to dinner, he'd call me to see if I was
> cooking. He would only eat my cooking. I only ever tried something of
> hers once. Spaghetti. I watched her cook it so I knew there was nothing
> old in there. It was a combination of far too many spices, fried in
> Wesson oil, with the addition of a can of tomato sauce. I can't remember
> now if the pasta was cooked to the correct doneness or not. The finished
> dish had such an awful taste to it, we had to spit it out. Another woman
> was dining with us as well, All three of us spit it out at the same time.
>
> I would have made another batch but she didn't have any more ingredients
> except for the oil and spices.She was not my roommate at the time of
> this incident. So it wasn't my kitchen.


Wow. You have told some whoppers here, but this one is a prize winner.