On 12/5/2020 5:06 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
> On 2020-12-05 3:42 p.m., Julie Bove wrote:
>>
>
>> She didn't want to hear her BF praising my cooking. She was Italian
>> and a lousy cook. She started every meal by frying dried spices in
>> oil. She couldn't read so she went by smell. Another thing she did was
>> try to cobble all the leftovers into a meal and in her eyes, nothing
>> should ever be thrown out. Mold? Scrape if off. Funny taste? Drown it
>> in Worcestershire sauce. Her BF told me she once did that to leftover
>> cooked carrots.
>>
>> Whenever she invited him to dinner, he'd call me to see if I was
>> cooking. He would only eat my cooking. I only ever tried something of
>> hers once. Spaghetti. I watched her cook it so I knew there was
>> nothing old in there. It was a combination of far too many spices,
>> fried in Wesson oil, with the addition of a can of tomato sauce. I
>> can't remember now if the pasta was cooked to the correct doneness or
>> not. The finished dish had such an awful taste to it, we had to spit
>> it out. Another woman was dining with us as well, All three of us spit
>> it out at the same time.
>>
>> I would have made another batch but she didn't have any more
>> ingredients except for the oil and spices.She was not my roommate at
>> the time of this incident. So it wasn't my kitchen.
>
>
> Wow. You have told some whoppers here, but this one is a prize winner.
>
Give than man a Blue Ribbon! "She couldn't read so she went by smell."
So, she allegedly had an illiterate Italian roommate who liked to cook
but the roommate's boyfriend would call Julie to ask who is cooking
before coming over. This roommate also drowned things in Worcestershire
sauce to cover up mold. LOL You're right, this is one of the funniest
tales ever.

Don't forget "She was not my roommate at the time of this incident. So
it wasn't my kitchen." Gotta wonder why she *went back* so the three of
them could spit out this awful spaghetti meal together.

Can't wait for the next episode.

Jill