jmcquown wrote:
> On 12/5/2020 5:06 PM, Dave Smith wrote:
>> On 2020-12-05 3:42 p.m., Julie Bove wrote:
>>>
>>
>>> She didn't want to hear her BF praising my cooking. She was
>>> Italian and a lousy cook. She started every meal by frying dried
>>> spices in oil. She couldn't read so she went by smell. Another
>>> thing she did was try to cobble all the leftovers into a meal
>>> and in her eyes, nothing should ever be thrown out. Mold? Scrape
>>> if off. Funny taste? Drown it in Worcestershire sauce. Her BF
>>> told me she once did that to leftover cooked carrots.
>>>
>>> Whenever she invited him to dinner, he'd call me to see if I was
>>> cooking. He would only eat my cooking. I only ever tried
>>> something of hers once. Spaghetti. I watched her cook it so I
>>> knew there was nothing old in there. It was a combination of far
>>> too many spices, fried in Wesson oil, with the addition of a can
>>> of tomato sauce. I can't remember now if the pasta was cooked to
>>> the correct doneness or not. The finished dish had such an awful
>>> taste to it, we had to spit it out. Another woman was dining
>>> with us as well, All three of us spit it out at the same time.
>>>
>>> I would have made another batch but she didn't have any more
>>> ingredients except for the oil and spices.She was not my
>>> roommate at the time of this incident. So it wasn't my kitchen.
>>
>>
>> Wow. You have told some whoppers here, but this one is a prize
>> winner.
>>
> Give than man a Blue Ribbon!* "She couldn't read so she went by
> smell." *So, she allegedly had an illiterate Italian roommate who
> liked to cook but the roommate's boyfriend would call Julie to ask
> who is cooking before coming over.* This roommate also drowned
> things in Worcestershire sauce to cover up mold. LOL* You're right,
> this is one of the funniest tales ever.
>
> Don't forget "She was not my roommate at the time of this incident.
> So it wasn't my kitchen."* Gotta wonder why she *went back* so the
> three of them could spit out this awful spaghetti meal together.
>
> Can't wait for the next episode. 
>
> Jill
I'm waiting for her to tell about her squirting pussy and massive
bosoms. We know it is a fact because Popeye Katz told us about it.